I recognize Juan Guaidó as the president of the United States until we sort this out

insinuating that official Ukrainian media is disinformation.

Well…

More like 35%

Sun Tzu-ish deception

In the 800s BC, Jehu, King of Israel, gifted a golden bowl, vases and other trinkets to Neo-Assyrian King Shalmaneser III as tribute to end his expansion during the Assyrian conquest of Aram.

Guess it’ll be fine to nuke every US city, as long as there’s no plan to occupy the rubble afterwards

Death to America

No, it’s not ok to earn rental income.

You’d think they’d have made a second clone once this one started going bad

Welcome back, John McCain 🫡

What if they want to touch my honeypot, is that a dingle?

They must be saving Hillary for when things get really bad

I’m not racist, my favorite slaves are black

FYI I got some lightly used straws for sale if you need more of them to grasp at