SkaveRat

Less the eating, more the not paying for the 100th time

Suarez rightfully notes that daemon had a better grasp on security

https://mastodon.social/@DanielSuarez/116022558577380409

They are mad that weren’t 7 year olds twerking

Maybe he has a big penis and wanted a giant one? One to make a horse blush. One that makes you kick people when you get an erection in public

I’m not a doctor, but taking vasodilators before a surgery sounds like a bad idea

Emotional support country

At least he wasn’t hit by gravy. Or he would be poutine

A fox

Real gunpowder is gluten free

You’re thinking of the knockoff brand glunpowder

Nothing a bit of determination can’t fix

it gets bigger on the inside.

Timelords are canines, confirmed

Your super power is now being tasty in a salad

We should not

And yet, here we are

aka “the bare minimum”

Which is exactly what the other side pointed out

customs and border protection

Weird. I see lots of red

Nazi%