They also take up all your goddamn time with storytime and cuddles and teaching them how to ride a bike or type their name out on a keyboard or playing lego or making crafts or going on adventures or eating cheese

I liked when Captain Hook stabbed him. Let’s see him try to win the Lost Boys over from Peter Pan now!

What a paramecium.

Maybe put the parking lot down by the river, that’s where I’d like to park my van

Wal-Mart exec can go suck a fuck!

Well, it is quite the commitment

Lol just like the bear from that Spielberg movie about AI with Kid Vader

What an absolute numpty!

I like my acronym better

Wtf is MPREG? Multi-Player Rear-End Game?

If so, sign me up

Goddamnit Alberta

How about printing his face on the Epstein Files instead

They’re totally vulnerable! Just aim for the head!

And then they came for furries

And truancy!

Johnny Rico?!??

He will tap 'dat four times

I mean, its training data would be past politicians, right

Always has been

Sad

Isn’t that every religion though?