It’s gonna be 9 by next week.

I’m not sure I’ve ever been accused of such a thing before.

I hate you more

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person who likes making weird sounds with their mouth

a few bouillon cubes

saaaaaalty

I hate you

I guess Instant Pot really fucked up by not calling their product “Instapot,” huh?

Having more money would let me retire earlier, which would make me happier.

But I’m lucky and already have all my other needs met.

I thought that there was a study that showed limited returns on happiness beyond a certain threshold ($75k at the time, which is now surely well out-of-date).

Huh? This story is literally about the man doing something stupid: leaving in unsecured, loaded firearm where an animal could accidentally trigger it.

I mean, I guess they could be even dumber than that,* but the prior offense should be more than enough to bar them from ever owning a firearm again, right?

… right? …

… What do you mean, they work for ICE now? …

If only there were a good boy with a gun

Well, they are more expensive, and have more expensive options.

OK? They’re also fuckin’ expensive

cheap iPhone

LOL

We’re fifty-five third-world territories in a trenchcoat

That because it is

🙄

Oh, the one hidden behind multiple clicks at the very end of the description.

I’m downvoting because of the paywall

That’s not a forklift.