

Huh, my brain costs just as much to use as it did last week.


Huh, my brain costs just as much to use as it did last week.


And for some reason it’s always right after twenty beers


Nobody was forced to stack those cups, either.


*down by the river


Clearly you have not pickled the balls
But yes, speedwalking is worse than that


Ugh, they probably use digital clocks, too


Yes, Gregg, we all know what blacking out is like.
I know some people that can help you with this.


Charlie Kirk had it all—charisma, faith, respect for everyone…
LOOOOOL
Anyway, rest in piss, pervert


It’s worse-minton.


Because AI.


It’s fine as long as they livestream it


Thanks. Censorship is dumb.


“removeds play tennis?”


Don’t Google “duck penis.”


Damn, wife’s still alive, otherwise this would have been perfect for bombarding the atoms formerly known as Mrs. Noodle with Dream Theater and Rush.


*Bored of peace


Those are the exact reasons that I hold my opinion …


It’s because of Tesla, isn’t it.
Touché