it’s fucking baffling, even the people we all remember as being the definition of evil are also remembered as being quite serious (in public at least), but modern fascists seem utterly hell-bent on being remembered as parodies that were somehow 100% real
i have changed your gender, pray i do not alter it further
i’m becoming increasingly convinced that a lot of admin workers are just a bit evil, every decision seems to be guided by “what is the most egregious way i can misinterpret and mangle this paperwork?”
just recently there was a guy here in sweden who was fucking pronounced dead for absolutely no reason whatsoever, and courts ruled that it was an honest mistake??? like what the fuck, why are random admin workers seemingly a separate untouchable ruling class?? We’re not even talking about rich people, it’s just Mary in accounting who is arbitrarily allowed to redirect your wage to her bank account and go unpunished.
more like the mighty passed away from a heart attack, then someone came by before things started rotting and cut the face off to use as a hideous mask
“forcing doctors to write clearly legible notes will kill people” is probably my favourite take this month
winched down from the ceiling over the span of 5 minutes as everyone else sits in awkward silence, all the while trump is already in a seated posture and wearing his standard grumpy expression.
to distract from the epstein files, we have made the entire continent of europe declare war on us. We are extremely intelligent.
god requires the entity proclaiming the prediction to be capable of fucking up and saying something else, we need to task some theological researchers with figuring out precisely how capable of mistakes it must be
i mean at the end of the day they all fail to meet the low low low low low bar of clearly and unhesitatingly condemning the systemic abuse within the church, much less actually doing something about it…
good god that makes me gag
Dead Badger 2028
the CCP has the tremendous insight to not stab themselves in the stomach repeatedly
i mean you don’t have to put it in, i’m sure plenty of women would still have lots of fun in other ways.
do you not have your tongue against the teeth when saying T?
V and F are basically the same sound, except V is voiced. Alternate between them like VVVVVVVVVVVVVFFFFFFFFFVVVVVVVVVFFFFFF while touching your throat, you’ll feel the throat vibrate while saying V but not for F
can confirm it’d be low-key existentially horrifying to not be able to plug it in, it’s not just that it feels good but it’s the… symbolic? aspect of it, for me. Like a hug but you can do it while also embracing each other, hell yeah.
it’s amazing how completely the trump takeover encapsulates the modern US, it’s only beaten by cheap “RAAAAA I LOVE THE USA BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD” paraphernalia with “Made in P.R.C” stamped on the back
by food program do you mean it going to other humans? because i’d imagine the problem is just that we have WAY stricter standards for humans
also like, he’s already been hard and genuine, why does he need to keep trying? he made it, he got popular and make music about how his life sucked and whatnot, just retire.