what’s a better campaign than having your time in office be a constant stream of praise?

makes you wonder why companies selling AI services don’t just cut out the middleman and scam everyone directly

different causes: people are having less kids in the US because they’re living in misery, whereas in europe we’ve long had fewer kids because better education and less need to have 8 kids so one of them survives and can take care of you as you get old.

can you really not reject citizenships?

but like if this was true, surely i’d hear about it? i also a quick search doesn’t even show any sites that claim it as an aphrodisiac…

finns inhale licorice all the time and i can’t say i’ve ever heard of them being particularly raunchy

then again maybe it just brings them back up to a normal level, and that’s why they self-medicate with licorice…

ah, america

swedish gas stations are boring, they’re all clean and boring with completely normal products being sold. Weirdest stuff you’ll find is fuckin o’keeffe’s working hands…

this is also why i actually think hard candy that’s basically just solid sugar, is the best kind.
Because you’re sucking on it and the sugar dissolves into your saliva you get a lot of sweetness that lasts a long time, rather than constantly shoveling stuff into your mouth.

Now, i have no clue how terrible it is for your teeth to soak your mouth in sugar water for hours on end, but it’s not like that doesn’t happen with other candies, and i’d imagine it’s pretty good to avoid chewing on sugar?

i’m convinced the chinese congress finishes every meeting with “let us now read the good word of Sun Tzu: Never interrupt your enemy while they are shitting their pants in public”, pulling up a random news article about the US, and everyone sits there softly giggling for five minutes.

gender/sex too, why the fuck does anyone but a doctor need to know that? not like it’s even correct a lot of the time

it is nice to not cause a stampede because people think a fire broke out

if only there was some sort of product designed specifically to alleviate the need for nicotine when you can’t smoke, like some sort of chewing gum with nicotine in it…

so you’re saying it has bonus functionality?

it’s such a shame there’s no way to get a child when you’re single, wouldn’t it be great if you could, like… “adopt” a child to care for?

no improve living conditions, only birth!

I also always note how these discussions seem to utterly forget about the ability to raise kids communally, it’s perfectly possible to just want to raise kids part time, e.g. by having a friend or sibling’s kids over for the weekends so their parents get some time to themselves.

me? gaygaga

overpopulation is not a problem, that’s a fascist talking point

We have an abundance of space and resources, they just have to be distributed equally.

from what i’ve seen they’d consider that a better outcome

also like, he’s already been hard and genuine, why does he need to keep trying? he made it, he got popular and make music about how his life sucked and whatnot, just retire.