Another thing they have in common

Adonis… no amount of ass kissing will make him notice you, you’re best to move on to find someone who will give you attention. Unless you give him lots of money, presenting yourself to him won’t make him love you back.

They can plan it all they want

Ooooh I think we know the answer

I hate when things fall into my anus accidents. I just can’t stop it from happening! Like these things fall down the back of my pants and find a way up there all by themselves!

Yeah but at least it won’t affect my Al-cohol

Or both

Riiiiight, man I used to like him

They are coins, so drill holes in the neck

Sure you can blame whoever you want, but you’re still responsible for your actions lol, how am I a colonizer? My ancestors sure, but not me

Can’t blame the internet when you wrote it

So you intentionally have shit takes?

Cause you need a dose a reality

Then buy grass to touch it

Again with shitty fucking takes. Touch grass

As much as vance loves couches

Time will tell

And they are now seemingly exploring ways to disarm trans folks

Fascists love gun restrictions

Mmmm false equivalences