Start with your own

Mfw my addition to the bit was too camouflaged

Why not? Friggin’ surrounded by internet satellites up there, their ping times must be in the minuses

I can outperform ai while being powered by a bag of cinema popcorn, sit your bitch arse down

Hummus?? BROWN bread?? thats rich people food

I had a mate say stuff like that. Turned out he was on a whoooole lotta meth

And italy knows their fascists!

Faith and proof are opposites, man. You being a thomas?

You have the top and bottom holes, use those

The irony of the dark enlightenment is you have to be such a fucking monumental ignoramous to think the architects will not become its first targets

Bunkers need airholes and i have an anus that can shit.

I go to a store that’s weaponised its carpark, i very very quickly leave without entering

Not gonna lie, the immediate reaction in this house was hurhurhurhur

Actual fucking toddler

rookie numbers for a bunch of 20 something programmers tbh

I’m pretty sure the worm in his brain is just driving his apple-shaped car in little circles around the empty cavern going weeeee!

This is not a Fry situation

It’s his ASD hyperfixation

That opening paragraph is a thing of savage beauty

X boss and free speech stalwart Elon Musk has cancelled his Netflix account amid a right-wing backlash to a trans-inclusive show that was cancelled more than two years ago

Clown? He’s a cheap whore. And i don’t mean the sex worker kind. I actually respect those.

kill a nazi to get a coin commemorating a nazi’s killing. Hmm. Better get another coin just in case.