This all started when they skipped 9. Seven was good, 8 sucked, 9 would have been good. They broke the cycle.

Ten was the beginning of the end, and 11 is when the wheels come off.

They reap what they sowed.

For those who buy them, they only need to last a year.

I don’t know what people do with tablet-size phones. I feel like they’re mostly to show off.