Komodo Rodeo

slow clapping Well done, great work, ICE. Couldn’t have done it without you, you’re all invaluable members of the team. /s

I can’t imagine that anything will go wrong. /s

Too loud, it should make no noise whatsoever. Bathroom noises are pissing and farts, the Dremel is too conspicuous.

Apparently it’s unwise to forget your handy 12" pry bar when shitting in China? Those TP dispensers aren’t exactly Fort Knox to begin with, just try withholding it from me after I take a massive dump.

Garbage in the Star Wars universe probably wasn’t explicitly outlined in the same way that trash remediation is IRL. The general idea with compacting trash it that you maintain the size of the container, but cram as much garbage into that volume of space as possible (cramming crap farther into trash can to make a little more room on top), thus reducing the number of times you have to deal with a trash container vs. amount disposed of.

Dude’s not even stealing from his boss and crooked corporations to get ahead.

Straight up, these motherfuckers need to be sequestered in isolation cells that double as trash compactors (à la Star Wars: A New Hope) and dispose of them if the date comes and goes without rapture. Christians need to start holding their prophets to a higher standard. In theory, there should be no worry, as there’s no real danger due to the prophet in question having ascended and vacated the room before its scheduled compaction cycle, right?

“Grandma, please, it’s Michael. I’m in low-Earth orbit, and if I don’t give the Tijuana Police $10,000 USD they’re going to cut off my air.” /s

I mean, sure, a little pricey, but some chairs cost as much and they’re not specifically designed to make baby squirt like a startled octopus.

Easy answer there, the women have already spoken (pictured: sybian inventor Dave Lampert).

Not by a long shot, no.

I do not envy you that situation, it’s what all the cool kids are calling “sub optimal”.

Speaking as a foreigner, this shit is so profoundly pathetic, United States. Get your fucking shit together. Not only should you all be well past shitting all over the queer community, but dispatching cops to guard crosswalks in any capacity other than ensuring school kids using them safely after school should embarrass everyone on both sides of the aisle.

Edit: *safely

More Chomoblox, amirite?

The irony is off the charts here. It can’t even produce a graph depicting data about its use of deception without seriously skewing the output. This kind of shit is the reason that Asimov’s Laws have been so popular as a philosophy of robotics for so long. The shit-ass sociopath AIs are going to be nightmare if anyone ever decides to drop them into an independently controlled model with locomotion like the Boston Dynamics ones.

Awfully nice of the Poles to lend their support too. /s

The best part about Mr. T’s gold necklaces is that he got the idea from working a bouncer. The man became a literal living mannequin, holding onto people’s gold chains like some kind of ass-kicking coat check.