just waiting for the coalie labubu

I think they’ve got elf ears too.

A real image of real humans simply existing

I’ll form a human conveyer belt for Freddy Mercury any day.

I mean…

It is, and I unambiguously support this kind of propaganda. If we can just get more people exposed to cowkini unitards, I think we can save a lot of people.

Lol, why not blood samples?

Could just mail in a stool sample.

Maybe an old.reddit.com clone.

But we’ve diverged pretty well since then.

Chatters is this real?

I legit forgot Schumer even existed

For the low price of 19.99 it could be YOU!!

And if you are lucky, you might even get a bit of malware up there.

I mean who hasnt

I’m 1000% convinced this guy has been smoking his own custom llm.

Bruh still hasn’t delivered on self driving.

We already have the answer of how to deal with this:

We can and have shut this thing down when the political will is available. The efficiencies developed in agriculture and manufacturing have shown that the vast majority of economic activity is effectively idle, not necessary, and purely for the purpose of creating the impression of larger economies than are actually present.

No one starved due to lock-downs. No governments collapsed. Netflix views increased. People took on hobbies and got more exercise.

We have an exact template of what we would need to do to save our climate future.

All that we lack is the political will. And no, geoengineering solutions to prop up and support a broken approach to economics isn’t a solution.

plot twist: he was zooming in from his squad car

It would be literally the most hilarious in the history of US politics if it wasn’t such a horrible reality we’re in.

If you wrote something this absurd into a book, your editor would make you rewrite it.

There is some clip from this where he’s like “Hippo, lion, tiger. Crocket couldnt do that. It gets very hard at 10.”

Bruh he’s literally being asked to list just any fucking animal he can. Like… this is a test for 3yos.

I think I smell a sequel: