The religous are telling me no.

Link broken?

Hope to die, survive till it happens.

You get hired to help out a business in a emergency situation. You do nothing and get paid month after month. A couple years go by and finally the phone rings.

Hey man, we really need you right now! Come on in!

“Claim denied, I will see you in court.”

insurance

How often do you leave meat in hot cars?

70% of the time it works every time.

Capitalism.

“Well that wont happen to my country, we’re exceptional! We will tame capitalism and make it work for us!”

Yeah well people thought that here.

Its been about 250 years of humiliation so far actually.

Today you, tomorrow me you’re deported.

Careful, keep this up and some kmart brand reddit hall monitors will repost all of the content you upload and make feud posts complaining about you 3 times a week.

Et two large pepperoni with pineapple

Chaotic good

I am from the 20th century

Penis surgery, get your pension surgery here!

Exactly. Most people have hands. Most people have tongues. You can do so much with them. I would argue you can do so much more then you can with the biggest penis ever.

Sloppy sloppy slop

Intentional heroin overdose

Its time

Oh yeah, its all coming together

Taco