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VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Afroman cleared in ‘Lemon Pound Cake’ defamation caseEnglish
8·7 months agoYour honor, the jury is clearly packed with girls from Kentucky.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man in China lives with 12cm metal chopstick in his throat for 8 years due to fear of surgeryEnglish
26·7 months agoGood thing he was scared of MRIs as well
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•FDA Recalls Honey Supplement Due To Erectile Dysfunction Drug InsideEnglish
3·8 months ago“Land of the Free”
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•You should start taking “Fart Walks”English
5·10 months agoHe liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Character.AI sued after boy, 11, found sexting w/ ‘Whitney Houston,’ ‘Marilyn Monroe’English
10·10 months agoDon’t let AI Jackie find out…
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•This New AI-Powered App Lets Users Chat With Jesus, Mary, The Apostles — And Even SatanEnglish
7·11 months agoOkay, what if we build the calf out of copper wire and RAM sticks this time?
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump, 79, Claims Nobody Knows What a Magnet IsEnglish
1·11 months ago“Divert all subsidies from corn to Faygo.”
“Yes sir, whoop whoop.”
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Asmongold thinks he was “beginning to evolve” by not showering for three months - DexertoEnglish
621·1 year agoYeah that tracks.
All you need to know about Asmongold is there’s a video of him on-stream trying water for the first time ever.
He gagged when he drank it.
Then he “watered it down” with soda.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Emma Watson's so typical of the entitled generation who think they're right about everything - like the young woman who rolled her eyes at me the other dayEnglish
23·1 year agoThey want you to subscribe to DailyMail+ to read it, too 😭
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Texas Schools Add Attack Drones To Protect StudentsEnglish
10·1 year agoCan’t wait for students to start bringing Flipper Zeroes in so they can mass pepper spray the cafeteria
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per policeEnglish
461·1 year agoThe chicken didn’t cross the road, but still made it to the other side.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Metallica copyright strikes U.S. governmentEnglish
47·1 year agoGive em the Napster treatment
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Putin under pressure to declare war on Ukraine, but experts say Russia isn't readyEnglish
46·1 year agoI- H- …what?
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heavenEnglish
21·1 year agoReal Skyrim modder right here. I shudder to think what LoversLab might ban.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heavenEnglish
251·1 year agoI think I was sharing them with that comment
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heavenEnglish
631·1 year agoFrom what I understand, the mod author also worked for compatibility with as many sex mods as possible.
Skyrim Nexus is a dark place…
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heavenEnglish
1001·1 year agoYeah I’ve never been the same since I found out about the mod that gives every woman in Skyrim their own tracked menstrual cycle - with added pregnancy and fluctuating fertility throughout the cycle.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•New Guidelines Call on Doctors to Take IUD Insertion Pain SeriouslyEnglish
631·1 year agoThis is cool. I guess I can see how it would come across as an Onion article, but Doctors historically don’t actually take women’s pain in general seriously, let alone pain that is specific to women themselves. Awesome news.


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