Good to down vote and move on. Engagement only eggs them on.

Ha! You must be on some sort of hurricane-naming convention

Like 50 Shades of Grey and whatever it’s source material was. Lost to history but still inspirational enough to change the world.

No Trump bibles in our schools because they are always sold out! The Maga Bible King James Influenced edition even has a Dedication by the original Author saying how great Trump is and how he was Chosen as a divine instrument of retribution to bring the kingdom of heaven to Earth. That is why he has been rewarded with three wives, two of them foreign models, and vast riches. As we can read in the prologue about a blameless and upright man of Uz, the tools of God are most often given earthly rewards before their heavenly reward.

God has sold more books than any other author ever. If we needed other books He would have written a sequel.

An innocuous reference to a well known story from a best selling book and they just can’t help themselves.

Probably for the best. I’ve heard the symbols in those books can be decoded into Forbidden Knowledge like in the first garden from that other book. Better not to be tempted with options.

Was your early schooling not largely book based. Our school had a whole room full of them we could look at.

Salt deposits named Edith forming naturally? Yeah right. Checkmate atheists.

I don’t want to sound superstitious but I went to a school when I was a kid and it was based on an old book and a real similar thing happened. Look for pillars of salt that used to be women. That will be the real giveaway

These were laying hens though. They would have been better off as zoo food than put in my freezer as crab bait. I don’t think it’s bad to be close to food production. I’m a farmer.

I like this. Maybe it sounds bad but when I was a kid a neighbor paid me to kill all his chickens after a hurricane because it was hot and their chicken house was gone. I would have much rather he drove them to the zoo to be fed to the animals there.