“Thank you for your attention to this matter!” has some really strong Wesley Willis “Rock over London, rock on Chicago” vibes.

Absolutely, yay this particular death. Some deaths are righteous.

Fuck his friends and family.

I can’t possibly be doing the jerkoff gesture harder than I’m doing it right now.

I ABSOLUTELY know who this snowflake voted for.

What could they possibly need to do? Osama Bin Laden illustrated very effectively that all you need to do is give Americans a little bloody nose- the US will happily spend the next 30 years trying to stop the bleeding by stabbing itself in the heart.

If you’re applying for a job in my department and your social media has a whiff of Jordan Peterson your CV is going in the garbage.