Leave it to South Korea to make playing StarCraft a human right.

The KitKats are actually in the eurovan in the very back.

The news should be required to mention one factoid about whomever they’re talking about.

“Local Yu-Gi-Oh champion arrested over altercation with Burger King employee regarding trap cards.”

“~Secret occupation! Secret occupation~”

Mmmm, baked potatoes…

Write what you know.

“I make my living on the evening news,
Just gimme gimme something,
Something I can use.
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry.”

The new ballroom doubles as a ring.

You’re too late. ICE has already arrested people with Native American IDs, claiming they are invalid.

“Video games made me do it.”

That’s right, I had forgotten about that. In that case, the average American stroad will do. :)

Hope the streets are wide enough for the parades.

Opposing traffic.

It’s very prominent in Japan. Unless a passageway is explicitly marked otherwise, everything and everybody in Japan is suppose to pass on the left. Even ships in water lanes and taxiing aircraft pass on the left.

Russian Orthodox Priest Urges People to Pray for End

The FIFA Greenpeace Award.

“Once I got all the rare cards, you were suppose to stop! Now I’m losing my edge!”

Nevermind that someone was going to come back from Christmas break and not have a job.