That’s a gofundme I can get behind.

You want rabies? That’s how you get rabies.

Problem is too many Mustard Mussolini ball sucking right wing gun fucks out there that would literally kill for a chance to play a mole in any left sided actual constitutional militias.

Eric?

So, kick everyone out of the military we can for any stupid reason we can when already chronically short staffed.

/OMG we need a draft

“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the pets”

47th President of the United States

Can I get an Amen Ken?

Right! Man should suck it up and be a alpha! Eat them onions, stop being a bitch and letting allergies control you. Joe Rogan wouldn’t! Don’t be woke, eat them onions!

– or some equally cuntastic bullshit