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bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Texas lawmakers criticize ICE for detaining two teen mariachi musiciansEnglish
13·7 months agoNot if you’re a police officer with the backing of a judge
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Texas lawmakers criticize ICE for detaining two teen mariachi musiciansEnglish
41·7 months agoCriticism is no longer enough. You need to go in and physically attack the people that do these things, and then, battered and bleeding, throw them into prison and fire them.
You’ll only have to do this like ten times and the rest of ICE will take notice that they can’t fuck around and violate constitutional rights.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlashEnglish
5·7 months agoI’ve said this before that if they made it optional and gave us the choice of using it as part of the operating system, then people might use it and might find reasons to like it. But shoving it down our throats is offensive and rapey. I’m not interested in being raped by microslop.
In fact, I am violently opposed to it. If one of the people that are shoving nopilot down our throats was in front of me, I would attack that person, at least verbally, but also possibly physically depending on their response.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Reddit decides to remove r/allEnglish
5·7 months agoEven then you’re adding to their active user count, which inflates their metrics, which means they get more money from advertisers.
But at the same time, good on you for using ad blocking. The internet is terrible without it and not very good even with it, at least on any mainstream corpo site.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Reddit decides to remove r/allEnglish
14·7 months agoSee, that’s the thing. They don’t fucking care.
If you’re going to use Reddit because it’s one of the three websites available to you, then you’re going to fucking use Reddit and no matter what they do to it, you will stay there and continue to use Reddit.
They could come into your house, fuck your wife, punch you in the balls, shit in your mouth, and you’d go to Reddit to complain about it.
The more you complain about things on Reddit about Reddit, the more you use Reddit, the more ads they serve, the more money they make.
It’s the same reason why YouTube now no longer has a front page for you to browse unless you sign in or enable some sort of history tracker in your system. They want their fucking money and they’re going to get it and they do not care how much it annoys you.
When people post on YouTube about how terrible YouTube has gotten and get a lot of interaction with people who miss the good old days of YouTube, YouTube gets to serve a lot of ads and make a lot of money off of that. And it’s the same thing with Reddit, it’s the same thing with every other fucking corpo site.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops sayEnglish
8·8 months agoPlus aren’t deer potential carriers of rabies? Like, could you imagine getting rabies from fucking a dead deer and dying because of that?
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Says He Used to Snort Cocaine Off Toilet Seats: 'I'm Not Scared of a Germ'English
17·8 months agoProbably snorted off of the back of a toilet.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Says He Used to Snort Cocaine Off Toilet Seats: 'I'm Not Scared of a Germ'English
18·8 months agoOkay, yeah, but how many cokeheads become the fucking head of the CDC?
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•El Paso Airport Closed After Military Shot Down Random Party Balloon: The Pentagon appeared to believe the balloon was a foreign droneEnglish
17·8 months agoI wonder how many times it’s going to take before they “accidentally” instigate a civil war.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•The Olympics May Have a Penis Problem Thanks to Ski JumpingEnglish
1·8 months agoI don’t know, I’ll leave it to the panel of judges to decide.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•The Olympics May Have a Penis Problem Thanks to Ski JumpingEnglish
8·8 months agoCan you imagine having a dick so big it caused you to win gold at the Olympics because of aerodynamics?
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Small business owners say Amazon is selling their products without permissionEnglish
6·8 months agoFor a solid portion of the population, if the opportunity is not placed directly in front of them to sign up for something, they will never sign up for it.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Small business owners say Amazon is selling their products without permissionEnglish
3·8 months agoYeah, eBay as a seller is just terrible. They have totally capitulated towards the large volume Chinese crapola sellers and require that you pay them for permission to list on their site or else they’ll bury your listing.
It makes it very difficult to buy from another human being instead of some company that’s using eBay as a storefront.
And because they are using AI to, okay, not LLM AI, but machine learning AI, to tell the sellers what the prices of their products should be listed at, they are inflating the cost of every single item you can find on eBay.
They are doing this on the one hand so the sellers get more money, but on the other hand so that they get more money for their listing fees and percentage of the final sales price.
They’re basically realpage, but for person-to-person sales.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man arrested for violating Japan’s anti-dueling law in downtown TokyoEnglish
161·9 months agoMore like “Yugi, no!”, amirite?
Probably his wife and children, too.
And I wouldn’t be too surprised if occasionally he goes out to recreationally hunt the homeless.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Falling price of cocaine forces drug traffickers to reuse narco-submarines, say Spanish policeEnglish
53·10 months agoIts wild that you can od on pure coke for less than the cost of 64gb of ram
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•GOP representative blames swastika flag in his office on a ‘ruse’English
30·1 year agoThat is the kind of shit you would expect to see in like a Harry Turtledove alternate present America where Hitler had won.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Oklahoma Town Faces 75% Property Tax Hike To Cover Sexual Abuse SettlementEnglish
6·1 year agoAnd there’s not really any guarantee that they’re going to stop charging that money after the three years has passed because people will be used to paying it at that point.
That aside, can you imagine having to pay an extra $200 a month for your mortgage for at least three years to cover over the fact that people that work for your city sexually assaulted other people?
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Oklahoma Town Faces 75% Property Tax Hike To Cover Sexual Abuse SettlementEnglish
47·1 year agoWhich is such bullshit because I remember reading in the early 2000s that the Catholic Church had over $4 trillion in assets, they could afford to settle all of their claims for a fraction of that, a very small fraction of that, less than 1% of that.

My, my, how the turn tables.