Tomtits

You can also buy toilet paper with his face on it

He heard about Emperor Penguins and probably got confused and wanted to start a trade war with the supreme leader

What the fuck?

I haven’t paid to see a film in yonks, after reading that I won’t even pirate his works

Just add feet, he’ll be reet

Hope someone does the end of Inglorious Basterds to all them in one room

Remember when long hair on lads just meant that they were hippies