If the fetus is allowed to own a gun, it should count.

“Strap it to my new plane.”

“I love it!” -Frank Dreben

We’re 100% certain there was only one lobotomy?

Are you saying a raccoon from Ohio wouldn’t be expected to have a pipe?

Shut up and go make Dagwood a sandwich, Blondi.

Self dining only one year away.

I mean, sue him using his case against advertisers as a basis.

You gotta admit, though, that 11-year-old boy might make a good Secretary of Defense after this one.

I might even bomb Yemen next month… I mean I’m not going to tell a reporter about it, though, I’m not as stupid as an 11-year-old boy.