Yup. iPhones were interesting when they came out, but I wasn’t a fan of how they were essentially pocket computers that you had no control over.

Android came and solved that problem… And now Google is trying to make Android into another iOS.

I’m seriously considering a dumb phone for my next device unless we have an affordable option for a Linux phone, because I have little faith that Android will still be worth my while in another 5-10 years.

No shock here at all… This is why we need affordable Linux phones. There is a nonzero chance that my next phone could be a basic dumb phone that I do nothing with but the bare basics.

That’s wild… Why not something like Signal or even Telegram? I didn’t realize so many people actually trusted Meta with private/personal information.

Why does Meta need more money than they already have? Also, why do people still use WhatsApp?

If I break somebody’s property, I’m on the hook.

How come if Amazon breaks my property, they’re not on the hook? They should be sending new devices out to all the people they fucked over.

Users are fucking dumb. They’ll buy new ones and throw the usual “what else could I do?” bullshit, further encouraging companies to do this shit and ruin tech for everybody.

We finally know how babby formed!

“Computer, load up celery man please”

THE NUMBERS, MASON!

I dunno, I have a lot of respect for people who gamble in casinos and get kicked out for winning too much against the house because they’ve mastered card counting and pattern recognition.

I also don’t see a big problem with people occasionally hitting up a casino for some fun once in a while - it’s no different than hitting up an arcade really.

My problem is the industry preying on people who don’t know when to stop and get suckered in by the advertisements. That and people like this toddler in the article that likes to make bets but can’t stand when they lose.

I actually kinda like the theme… The slop writeup sucks but the rest is decent to me.

It’s pretty generous to call anything Trump has done “dunking” at best he’s dribbled all over himself.

*ChatGPT has been trained to ignore pedophilic/hebephelic responses and the executives don’t seem to mind, which I believe makes them complicit as distributors at the very least.

Meanwhile, one harmless meme and you’re suspended. I don’t get why people use Meta anymore. The site went to shit 20 years ago, and nobody seems to want to jump to another platform. For reasons unknown - there was no issue leaving MySpace for Facebook, so just fucking do it again.

This is an insult to fools

where do they think?

They don’t they’re programmed by the idiots churning out the zero-IQ content they love

And kill pets, but I don’t think anybody wrote a three part song about that one lol

True, but then again we’re talking about a book where a guy walked across (apparently) unfrozen water, turned water into wine, and died and came back to life again.

I can finally learn if he masturbates by fucking his hand holes or not!

I did the same, but also double checked the date to make sure this wasn’t some weird April fools that got missed