If I break somebody’s property, I’m on the hook.

How come if Amazon breaks my property, they’re not on the hook? They should be sending new devices out to all the people they fucked over.

Users are fucking dumb. They’ll buy new ones and throw the usual “what else could I do?” bullshit, further encouraging companies to do this shit and ruin tech for everybody.

We finally know how babby formed!

“Computer, load up celery man please”

THE NUMBERS, MASON!

I dunno, I have a lot of respect for people who gamble in casinos and get kicked out for winning too much against the house because they’ve mastered card counting and pattern recognition.

I also don’t see a big problem with people occasionally hitting up a casino for some fun once in a while - it’s no different than hitting up an arcade really.

My problem is the industry preying on people who don’t know when to stop and get suckered in by the advertisements. That and people like this toddler in the article that likes to make bets but can’t stand when they lose.

I actually kinda like the theme… The slop writeup sucks but the rest is decent to me.

It’s pretty generous to call anything Trump has done “dunking” at best he’s dribbled all over himself.

*ChatGPT has been trained to ignore pedophilic/hebephelic responses and the executives don’t seem to mind, which I believe makes them complicit as distributors at the very least.

Meanwhile, one harmless meme and you’re suspended. I don’t get why people use Meta anymore. The site went to shit 20 years ago, and nobody seems to want to jump to another platform. For reasons unknown - there was no issue leaving MySpace for Facebook, so just fucking do it again.

This is an insult to fools

where do they think?

They don’t they’re programmed by the idiots churning out the zero-IQ content they love

And kill pets, but I don’t think anybody wrote a three part song about that one lol

True, but then again we’re talking about a book where a guy walked across (apparently) unfrozen water, turned water into wine, and died and came back to life again.

I can finally learn if he masturbates by fucking his hand holes or not!

I did the same, but also double checked the date to make sure this wasn’t some weird April fools that got missed

Are they volunteering?

Sounds like the problem is trying to make teapots capable of coffee pot control protocol.

451 is a great error code. It’s a reference to Fahrenheit 451, and is used to indicate government censorship. In this case it’s being used all wrong, and almost ironic in nature.

418 is a fun one too. “I’m a teapot”

Yeah, but now they’ve made it official