Thats hilarious, so so on-brand

God forbid they cant get the unflared deboner out and they have to do a radical prostectomy to fish the damn thing out

Dammit House, you got the right result the wrong way. Back to yer soaps with ya!

Litehouse is better (it has what the ranch craves (buttermilk))

This is straight outta Simpsons

Porn beats Paper (copyright infringement)

Grand Fuck Auto—2D

Lol i cant

I think this is genuinely the greatest thing ive ever read

Its like he just wants to be next!

If you eat a ton of grass, does it make your semen green?

I wanna know what actually like physics-ally happened

How did he actually die? Like did the chain decapitate him?

Or if he beat it in court

Napster^TM is alive and well

Happy 2 weeks, Baby Little1 :)

Youd think all the evil would weigh him down even a touch

Is he short? Seems like a short kinda guy

Strong, Powerful, Man

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Say no to oral-onanism NOW

Luigbee