minus-squarechtk@feddit.nltoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Man Steals $21M of Lunar Rocks from NASA to Use During Sex After Promising His Girlfriend the MoonlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 day agoImagine stealing $21M in Lunar rocks, and not realising moon rock dust makes ideal portal gun surfaces. linkfedilink
Imagine stealing $21M in Lunar rocks, and not realising moon rock dust makes ideal portal gun surfaces.