As someone who works for a defense contractor, I like to tell people chemtrails are real just to sow chaos. To add credibility, I refer people to an early test version:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_Orange

"People who live paycheck to paycheck? I don’t believe they exist. "

What are the poor landlords going to do when their entire retirement home is delinquent on rent? lol