

Busy booking flights.
i make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.
I will probably call you a cunt, but I’m Aussie so its most likely will be in a nice way, unless you’re bein a cunt.


Busy booking flights.


Gotta get that nut.


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Yes.



Better?


I’d rather drink my own fermented piss than drink a fucking fosters.


But… You’re the… I… I hate this timeline.


HBO go max or go home now.


Ohio coming for Florida’s championship.


X is where the Elon Nazis are, truth social is where the Maga Nazis are.
Kanye is a Maga Nazi.


I’m really surprised he hasn’t made an account on truth social, they love that shit over there.


Ohh man, now I want a full courtroom drama that only stars babies, like the movie Baby Geniuses, but they’re highly skilled lawyers.
Like it’s a serious courtroom movie, the babies a voiced like it’s a serious movie and the whole world is scaled to their size.


Could someone with talent take that Kanye cousin song and mash it up with Sweet Home Alabama? I’ll be your friend!


Now now Little Joey, just remember that word can be used to describe you and your snowflake friends.


Well, looks like I better book a flight.


Now where will I get my crank and human trafficking?
Go find a businessman, they’d know.


All of those 1950 -1970s Public service announcement things are hilarious, they go so hardcore in their visuals, there’s a British one about not touching electricity transformers or something like along those lines that goes hard.


I was joking when I said that last week. Wtf is reality anymore.
Its both.