I’m terrified

get help

You scan a qr code and watch it on your own phone. Checkmate. I suppose if your smartphone dies/breaks/doesn’t exist you’re shit out of luck. Also I guess that means they keep logs of who you are and exactly when you finished shitting.

What a neat idea, China is such an innovative country.

Yeah you’re right, it’s always an “incident involving XYZ”

Child Holding Gun Shaped Object Struck By Bullets Fired From Police Drone

It is the Century of American Humiliation. At least I hope it only lasts a century.

Commercially produced vegan cat food can be nutritionally complete, but they are full of synthetic nutrients (because cats cannot synthesize things like taurine or folic acid). It is unnatural (and imo cruel) to force them to live off a fully synthetic diet. Many salmon have had to die for my cat to live a long and happy life. I am okay with that.

Trying to make your cat vegan is animal abuse.

Not covered in the film and I refuse to get my information anywhere other than Monty Python. The mass of an african swallow is therefore unknowable.

Somewhere between 150 and 160, depending on the tennis balls. Hope this helps

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=9kg+%2F+mass+of+a+tennis+ball

Edit: Additionally, that’s about 63½ European swallows, assuming an average weight of 5 ounces. Given that a European swallow must beat its wings 43 times per second to maintain airspeed velocity, it’d be a proper racket.

I feel like the cigarettes are the least of the bot’s problems

Well his wife isn’t a billionaire, so

Which is ironic, the EPA was created by Nixon.

Ha! Three and a half parents! I knews aliens were real!

Eh. I don’t care about Internet points, I just think it’s funny. And even though we’re on Lemmy we should probably still be careful about out-and-out calling for attacks against a rogue president’s favorite news station.

We can go politely ask them to stop broadcasting. In numbers.

If this hypothetical were to come to pass I personally wouldn’t call it an attack, so much as a day of love where nothing was done wrong.

Did the crocodiles come up with this idea

They hate those too don’t worry

I don’t know if I believe that people will avoid the risk. Humans are god awful at wrapping their our heads around risk. If the system works well enough that it crashes, let’s say, once in 100,000 miles, many people will probably find the added convenience to be worth the chance that they might be held liable for a collision.

E, I almost forgot that I am stupid too