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“Vance says” is like when my 3-year-old blames everything on the cat. Who ate all the nesquik Jonathan, was it the cat, or was it you with nesquik on your face? Who can say.

The sharks don’t want lead poisoning thank you very much.

I know the case wasn’t actually about this but I can’t understand why when executing a search warrant looking for kidnap victims you would proceed to ransacked the kitchen. Stick your head in there, is there anyone tied up in there, nope. So then you leave, I doubt someone’s been held captive in the cutlery drawer.

Yes in a few countries that’s a good idea, although in the US with all its legalised bribery and regulatory capture I don’t know if there’s much point.

So are the bad guys also supposed to attend this training as well so everyone’s on the same page? Like, what do they do with the other person has a gun, or is actually fighting to win rather than to be entertaining.

Might as well get Hugh Laurie to teach medical students.

If I’m going to be paying $200,000 for medical procedures then they better be replacing my liver or something. How could a pregnancy possibly cost that much money?

They probably asked 6 grand just for pulling out a splinter.

Apparently if you ask for an itemised bill (Which they have no right to refuse) they tend to lower the price because they can’t actually justify the random numbers they came up with.

We’ll also historically people weren’t very good at keeping track of when they got pregnant so it was a bit hit and misses to when the baby would be due.

Yeah in most European countries at least half the kids survived to adulthood now. So if you have four kids at least two of them will survive and that’s all you need to pull the ox

I doubt any of them have passports and probably couldn’t point to the UK on an atlas, so I think you’d be relatively safe.

How’s the US still a country, how do people just put up with it.

I’m not allowed to drink on the job either. Frankly it’s disgusting.

Oh if he goes to prison he’s going to get it. The guards will be taking bets on how long he lasts.

the horrors must be mostly imaginary because my pizza cut I can barely cook pizza, what is the bluntness the point.

There’s one in tear down as well but the advantage of that is you can blow it up. Or rip it apart with a hurricane. Or nuke it.

Don’t worry about it it’s a trump-backed construction plan so it’ll never get finished.

Of course China rejected the offer. They’re going to do their own thing regardless, they always have, there’s no reason to pay Trump for the privilege.

They’ve arrested people who are trying to leave the country, so I wouldn’t rely on that logic.

Deporting criminals sounds good but when you actually think about it it doesn’t really work.

Commit crimes and then leave the country.