Some people need a meteor.

How is that mocking? Seems pretty on point.

Looking at Gaetz, it seems he’s one of the early results.

Crows have been seen flipping them onto their back and pecking their guts out.

Did the officer ever remove their hand from his penis?

I don’t think anyone wants even a 1kt device going off near them

Pussies.

JD Vance makes blithering halfwits sound like Einstein.

Who provides discipline?

Cultural appropriation!

They were certainly words.

Yes. He has two han–

Oh, wait.

That mugshot: “Yeah, I did it. High five!”

I just call it mud butt, not butter.

Kang

“You have done 1,234,556 steps today!”

That’s disablist doggism!

Didn’t he recently defund and/or fire people whose job it was to keep an eye on domestic terrorism?

On the forehead.

I mean, if they’re gonna bitch about it anyway …

See, now people think EVERY member of the NYPD are colossal pussies.