We cum in peace…?

Childish Gambino is apparently a modern prophet

It’s the Kirkland Passport - it’s actually just a rebranded US passport, but cheaper, and only Costco is allowed to sell it.

“You don’t want anyone wildly distorting your politics, which he has a unique capability to do. But it’s a zero-sum game,” Kerr said. “Anything that he does that moves more toward Democrats hurts Republicans.”

inhales

it’s not a zero sum game, you fucking flaccid parsnip

Oh my fuckin god is this the political consultants again. This is the political consultants again isn’t it. Fuck me sideways the DNC is so jaw-droppingly out of touch. Like… seriously, holy fucking shit. There are no words.

Given who’s in charge of the FBI and DOJ, I would be entirely unsurprised if this “video evidence” they suddenly “found” is actually just ML vidgen/deepfaked. They INSISTED for fucking years that they had no video evidence, and that there was no video evidence to be had.

Doesn’t the rest of the Kennedy clan fucking hate him? Whose kids did he steal?

This makes me more suspicious that the whole fucking thing was staged

Then they shouldn’t mind, right?

Definitely newsworthy, but imo not really onion-y at all.

Consider posting this in politics, news, worldnews, or something like that.

I am 100% confident that the red saber was intentional.

Ok so: Measure of a Man is one of my all time favorite Star Trek episodes, but come the fuck on. We are so, so far away from that. Maybe worry more about humans, right now, and the world we live in, instead of some nebulous fucking future that we won’t even goddamn reach if we don’t pay attention to, you know, humans and the world we live in.

No no; you see, it was a citizen’s civil forfeiture 🤗

Yep. Calling it now: insurrection act will be invoked on Sunday.

I mean… that’s probably in the plan.

…what…?

Seriously: what the fuck? There was - at best - scant official support in Europe for the war, and public support was nearly nonexistent. The fuck is he on about.

Go home and fuck your loveseat, heterosectional.

Yeah, though he calls it “the weave”

Hey Canada you should honestly just switch that fucker off

Contrails are generated by condensation of water vapor in engine exhaust. They’re not caused by wingtip vortices. All powered aircraft (besides electric ones) will generate contrails under the appropriate conditions. Contrail is in fact a contraction of “condensation trail”.