Instead of patching over the rising costs, maybe we can move to living in communities that aren’t so dependent on such a costly, depreciating asset for every home?

This will soon be required viewing as part of an American education.

This country is pathetic.

That poor humanitarian 😔

Alright, I had me a giggle. You got me.

What a disgrace.

They voted for the party of leopards.

Only the best and brightest! 🦅

I hope this gets its own Wikipedia article.

We’re not really a first world country. I’m not sure that we ever were.

It’s truly amazing how stupid Americans can be. I was hoping better for my fellow citizens but I guess not.

I understand that being a bumbling idiot makes one their preferred candidate for leadership.

You first.

Nonsense! Wages are still nonzero. They can go much lower.

Y’all would have killed Jesus.

Up next: what do you mean I can’t fire the BBC?

As an aside, I’ve been told directly to my face in meat space that the BBC isn’t trustworthy and I should stick to our news sources.

They are mostly safely shielded from ever hearing about it.

Ostrich mode, activate!

Trust in the Trump! His Orange Grace, for He is playing 47-D chess!

Username checks out. Those hands about to be filthy.