Wow, they really are getting more brazen.

I think we should take it seriously. He clearly has Dissociative Identity Disorder. He needs to be hospitalized for his own well-being until we sort it all out.

TARGETED FOR MY FAITH: How the Woke Left Tried to Ruin a Good Christian Man

Foreword by one of the Duggars. Or maybe all of them.

This leads to a cabinet position, possibly Secretary of State.

IT’S JUST A BACKPACK.

I love how inconspicuous it is:

Like something from Looney Tunes.

…whats wrong with a blue backdoor?

Won’t be so funny when you fall and split your pants (nuclear-style).

I’m trying!

Goddamn, I’d really like to see this Gary fellow.

Yay, equality?

Edit: the dead dad cheering from heaven is darkly hilarious.

The good news is we already won! It’s over! Trump told me so last week.

He was already shifting the blame like that a few days ago.

The old man had it coming, he was a real piece of shit. I’m not sure what she’s not understanding, I think she’s got some real mental problems. I just worry about her, you know?

The only thing preventing me from marrying that girl is that she shoots at me whenever I approach.

Looks like dogshit, like everything these people touch.

Urethral meatus cactus

Nosferatu-looking motherfucker.

It’s a smart way to get your micropenis some exposure.

I am no true king.

You do the math. ;)