Tennessee…

Fetishizing mythology as national policy.

Yeah. Great. Sure.

Fucking kill us all because school teachers are secretly centaurs in disguise and the Ark of the Covenant contains a coupon for a free Lexus, and if you’re special enough to believe in White Jesus then heaven is a gated community, and they have the best HOA ever.

Like, maybe it’s just better if Homo Sapiens doesn’t survive?

The pothole is a powerful medical tool.

In the industry I’ve heard tell of it cardioverting patients out of SVT, killing patients with an AAA, and spilling the coffee of medics who were not vigilant about their drink discipline (SCMWWNVADD)

I had to read the headline three times before it made sense.

… It wasn’t worth it.

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