minus-squarejohnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·16 days agoI thought for sure I was on the onion when I read that line. Sad that it’s real linkfedilink
minus-squarejohnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: PolicelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThe dumbass was cleaning it with it loaded… linkfedilink
minus-squarejohnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: PolicelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThe fucking dumbass, " I’m gonna clean my shotgun, but let me make sure it’s loaded first " linkfedilink
I thought for sure I was on the onion when I read that line. Sad that it’s real