The Official Metallica Cock Ring

Apparently OP has never heard Motorhead or any of the NWOBHM bands.

Oooh, yeah-haya!

It’s kind of true for horror. Kane Hodder and Gunnar Hansen are/were very gracious to fans and really seem/ed to enjoy being icons of the genre.

Most of the actors I’ve met who played a lead role in horror movies tended to be bitter and snide towards the fans. A lot of weird spiritual delusions, too. The amount of times I’ve stuck listening to how they can see real ghosts or how horror can negatively effect my aura and shit like that from these people is fucking weird.

Meddling in the affairs of Mt. Olympus is a good to get turned into animal. Or a monster. Or impregnated by Zeus.

Like Sorbo, Cain is a fraud who only turned into an ultra-right God-botherer because it was a convenient way to hand-wave away a tanking career and find a new one being a (washed up) celebrity mouthpiece for a messianic death cult.

No, Hollywood didn’t stop calling because you’re a walking meme about corny 90s television. Its because they’re all woke homosexual Satanists and who hate real American conservative Christians who tuck-in their t shirts and have missionary-only sex with their wife.