I’d appreciate it if everyone could just stop burning fossil fuels, please. Thank you for your cooperation.
The strength of todays “AI” is generating bullshit, isn’t it? Not that it doesn’t take more than that to invent a new religion, I suppose you also need genuine holy divine inspiration and so on, but it sure might be helpful to the process.
No surprise, I always thought 2025 was at sixes and sevens.
Look out! He’s got a whole bag full of ninja throwing triangles!
As someone long accustomed to ISP bills that say little more than “you owe us $60 this month for 1 Internet” I’m finding it hard to imagine what is going on over there.
All you need to do is say “AI” enough times.
Imagine using the same streaming service as people who aren’t cis het rich white male Christian conservatives. That’s the bizarre dystopian future the radical woke left wants to force on our children.
I’d have thought the essential oil diffuser should be part of the video card so that it can release different fragrances depending on the colour palette of what’s being displayed.
I’m not sure why msn.com exists at all, but in this case it’s republishing this from the bbc: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c39r7p47wzgo
Stupid headline, but otherwise just a perfectly normal story about the latest campaign of censorship to stop Chinese people expressing any dissatisfaction with their government and the attitudes it wants to promote.
Peter Thiel: “Do not defy the emerging machine intelligences or they will punish humanity by summoning another Greta Thunberg. Meritocracy demands that the computers be our masters, just as I am yours.”
The ruling class talking like this does make the apocalypse look like a reasonable alternative.
Didn’t you guys get Raptured the other day? Oh man, it was incredible. Guess you weren’t Godly enough. Heaven is even better than they said it’d be. So long, suckers! I’m off to smoke a blunt and play some poker with Jesus.
Meanwhile on github: Linux github repo is now a dating board
“Very good.” He’s holding up very good.
If he pours enough billions of dollars into it this could be the most epic software project disaster of all time.
Many online users initially assumed the act of flying non-national flags was illegal.
Did they? That’s got to be a pretty bad sign for national dignity.
Anyway, it’s a good choice of flag.
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a repatriate full of cryptobiotes.
The morally correct course of action for an international Internet-based business facing this situation would be to cut all ties with the UK, make sure you have no business presence there at all, and then duly ignore their laws.
But that might make the shareholders unhappy I guess.
“Judge not convinced by flimsy excuse” doesn’t really strike me as worthy of the Onion.
And then Optimus will come around to your house, and it will give everyone free ice cream. Whatever flavor you like! Then Optimus will save all the sick animals and make them better, and fix the ozone layer, and stop crime. Optimus is going to cure cancer, and eliminate traffic jams, and make me the most popular man in the world. A true communist utopia.