


ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine





I cannot believe we’re wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.


That’s by design. Remember what a revolving door his first administration was? He learned from that and surrounded himself with spineless sycophants this time around.


Sure. Let’s also designate grocery stores as terrorist organizations. Gyms. Maker spaces. Libraries. Gas stations. ‘Terrorist organization’ is a useless term now.
And remember:



It’s sewage infrastructure from the 1800s that needs to be repaired - apparently the pipe cracked. I don’t know why it hasn’t been fixed yet, that’s wild.


… there are only about 350M Americans. She’s saying 74% have been saved.
What a goddamn fucking moron liar.


Rapist Brock Turner, aka rapist Allen Turner, who got a 6-month slap-on-the-wrist sentence for what his father called (and I quote) “twenty minutes of action”? That rapist Brock Allen Turner? The one who only served 3 months?!


Yeah he keeps it in his frunk.