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Aptoide Games

I just decided that rule #1 of naming a company should be that you can look at the name and immediately know how to pronounce it. “Aptoide” fails this test.

COSTS ARE TOO HIGH, THE FUTURE LOOKS BLEAK, AND NOBODY WHO CAN FIX THOSE THINGS SEEMS TO GIVE A SHIT.

Go ahead and spend a bunch of money on analysts, though. Ignore the root causes. We’re used to it.

This would encourage me to avoid that “art show” at all costs.

A 2023 analysis of laptop tech support conducted by Laptop Mag scored HP support highest when accessed via phone (18 points out of a max of 30) or via HP’s support website (12 out of 20 points)…

Um, those still aren’t very good numbers.

A sailor on board told the Journal that the crew members are angry and upset and wish to leave the Navy as soon as the deployment ends.

A competent president takes this into account and doesn’t run their people into the ground needlessly.

Sounds like a candidate for the easiest job in the world. “My job is to prevent something that doesn’t exist.” Okay. Sounds like a perfect nepotism gig for someone’s idiot relative.

“But the skies of today are not the skies of my youth,” Butler said.

No shit. There are more jets and more airports than there were in your youth.

At least it’s a pop-up, and not something intended as a permanent business. If it does well enough, though…

Dude. That’s NOT a brag.

The only thing that surprises me is that it took so long. We all know that Trump is a racist, child-raping POS, so I’m more curious about the people who are genuinely surprised that he did this.

Solid argument

I still think autoerotic asphyxiation is the most embarrassing way to die, but, thanks to this article, I’ve now been introduced to a close second.

The fact that he was a billionaire diamond magnate just makes it easier to laugh.

Someone described it that way? Bahahaha!

It’s not the general public’s fault that AI was released before it was ready for prime time. It’s not like the word “slop” was picked out of a hat, either. AI earned the word with its laughably bad output.

I’ll make the CEO a deal, though. If AIs stop producing slop, I won’t call it slop anymore.

Microsoft Copilot is the tip of the spear for the firm, powered entirely by ChatGPT and Microsoft’s savvy early investments in OpenAI.

“Savvy”? Really? I think it’s years too early to make that assessment.

Indeed, in closing, Nadella seems to admit that AI doesn’t truly have “societal permission” right now, referencing widespread backlash and mockery that continues to dog the technology.

What kind of “permission” is he looking for? Permission to steal and ignore copyright? Permission to build untold numbers of data centers and do vast environmental damage? Permission to lie and sell a substandard product? He probably wants all three, and more.

I can’t pick the funniest aspect here, but the sleeveless shirt and jacket deserve a mention.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE CONTAINS POTENTIALLY LETHAL AMOUNTS OF SARCASM:

I’m sure this will be a complete success, and I see no downsides.

I think he deserves some sympathy. So do the other kids. It’s complicated and everyone involved deserves some empathy. I appreciate both the joke and the phrasing of your edit.

NO living person should be commemorated on a coin, regardless of political ideology.

Hopefully, this abomination will go over about as well as the Sacajawea dollar coin.

I’d like to see him draining septic tanks. With a teaspoon. While wearing that stupid little mustache.

I’m used to “religious” wackos being wackos, but HUH?

There wouldn’t be anti-American sentiment if Trump hadn’t introduced anti-Canadian sentiment. Actions have consequences. The Canadian people aren’t mindless sycophants, and I admire them for it.