These fucktards are putting The Onion out of their job.

Easy.

Gen Z folks are in their 20s. They’re either in college or already in the workforce.

Gen Alpha folks are still in grade school.

Lemme ask you this: have you ever seen a college kid making that 67 reference?

She can’t even tell the difference between Gen Z and Gen Alpha.

Good thing is, this bullshit of hers may kill 67 hype for good.

Damn it! Thanks to you guys, I’ll be distro hopping again! Great job ruining it!

first they killed his person

then they killed his name

I thought he’s already cleared of all charges

something something divine intervention?

Not even the greatest story writer could come up with this.

That’s so radical!

Why do you think Germany lost the eastern front in WW2?

Lmao, I thought she was supposed to be the sex symbol of far right

To no one’s surprise.

So… No ban?

Typical techbro taking what’s supposed to be a cautionary tale as a business idea.

Nice

Ending the year with a rockstar racoon, I see.

Man, this should have not be in the headline.

Why pardon the turkeys? What the fuck did they even do?

Besides, you don’t pardon your food, you eat them.

That’s actually a well put metaphor.

old growth forest: *exists*

property developer: we got some undeveloped land here! let’s pave it up, might make money having a parking lot.