minus-squarepinheadednightmare@lemm.eetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th BirthdaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 hours agoIn celebration, I will be taking stool softeners so that I can take multiple shits that day. linkfedilink
In celebration, I will be taking stool softeners so that I can take multiple shits that day.