I mean I guess… It still looks pretty large, and if I’m going to spend that much for a nice camera, I don’t know if I’d just be throwing it in a pocket or purse with the massive lens unprotected

Why not just buy a nice camera at that point?

I will eat my hat if it doesn’t turn out to be a conservative/Republican who’s been radicalized against California by shit like Fox News

Ugh I hate how accurate this is

A new order is available.

It could fit into a suitcase, no?

A new American tradition: all incoming Presidents must paint their entire body orange

Watch the video

Nah I’m good

DAMN YOU BONG BOY!

I grew up in it, and I love when someone realizes that I know more about their bullshit religion than they do.

Their book tells them that humans have dominion over all other forms of life on the planet so good luck with that

That’s the thing about the Bible, it says whatever the Christian wants it to say for any given situation and doesn’t need to be self consistent

Isaac Newton was also obsessed with alchemy, so…

Their own book literally says that nobody knows (or can know) the day. The “real” fanatics don’t fall for the people who give specific dates. Probably because most of them were burnt before lol

Logic like that doesn’t work on these people.

Oh wow, easy bet every year right there. And the only people losing money from it are psycho Christians.

Just thinking about the logic here… If you believe Jesus is coming and he’s taking you with him, isn’t this bet a no-win situation?

Let’s say for argument’s sake, he comes back. You’ve been raptured, so you’re literally unable to collect your winnings (and why would you even want to?).

Obviously, logic and rationality isn’t their strong suit, but goddamn they really didn’t think it through.

It’s newsworthy because these people are in power in the US, and starting major wars and attacking sovereign nations on several continents.

Not all of them believe the people who come up with dates, my parents just go by vibes and stupid shit that they see as fulfilled prophecy.

Just don’t ask them about all those prophecies that were fulfilled back in the mid 90s when they were certain Jesus’ return was just around the corner. Or about all those same prophecies that were fulfilled again in the early 00s. Or about all those same prophecies that were fulfilled again around 2008. Or about all those same prophecies that were fulfilled again in 2016. Or…

Yeah he doesn’t joke.

Zoroastrianism predates Judaism.

There are some sects of Hinduism that are kind of monotheistic-leaning in worshipping Krishna. Not exactly pure monotheistic, but had some of the same characteristics.

Uh oh, Mike Johnson better contact his son…

I’m just stating the reality, not defending it.

Something like 40% of people in this country support what’s happening. They might tell a survey that they’re not happy about invading Iran, but it will never stop them from financially supporting, and voting for, the fascists that are doing the things.

People here are rotten to the core.