I was struggling until trump assured me I didn’t actually need so many pencils, now things are great!!1!

Comic Sans, Papyrus, and Brush Script. Better known as the Axis of Evil.

When you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything.

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

I hope the next President makes two changes to the WH:

1. Restore the previous incarnation of the East Wing, but with a plaque listing all the people and companies that supposedly paid for it, labeled “In remembrance of these individuals that bribed the President.”

2. Leave the paved-over Rose Garden, and rename it to the Donald J. Trump Memorial Concrete Slab.

He’s also pretty big on people sticking their nose so far up his ass he could kiss them on the lips.

People are complicated, but I still have a hard time wrapping my head around a gay man being a true far-right christian in 2025. There are religions compatible with being LGBT, but it’s just hard to reconcile that with modern christo-fascism.

“A judge shall not engage in any partisan political activity,” Nachtman read.

Science is non-partisan. Claiming otherwise says more about the science deniers than the folks with a snarky decoration in the yard.

We are committed to protecting Richmond’s waterways

Wouldn’t want all that street runoff - full of dirt, oil, animal droppings, and who knows what else - to be contaminated by a little caffeine.

FWIW, it was not even a bill aimed at removing age limits on marriage, it was creating a new kind of marriage unavailable to same sex couples that didn’t initially include age limits. It was amended to include them before failing anyway.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2024/03/15/tennessee-child-marriage/72975497007/

Be angry at the attempt to backdoor a gay marriage restriction, but calling this a pedo bill is, by all accounts, misinformation.

He saw it on TV instead of through his porn accountability app. It was terrifying for him to not share his viewing with his son.

“Hey. Don’t I pay your salary? … You’re a public servant; get me a glass of water.”

RIP George.

Early contender for the 2026 Ig Nobel prize.

CK is just another dead soldier in his culture war, and as he’s said, he only likes soldiers who don’t get caught (and killed).

People who have been sprayed with dihydrogen monoxide have a 100% rate of dying.

Masculine manly Republican men stop thinking about gay sex challenge (impossible).

If humanity wants to live on another world, we will first have to terraform it to suit our biology.

Likewise, in order to spread, brain worms would need to find a suitable host to terraform the rest of the species they want to inhabit. They should encourage unhealthy behavior, sow distrust in science, and be in a position of authority.

Hypothesis: RFK Jr died years ago, and is being controlled like an undead meat puppet by brain worms looking to conquer earth.

where everything discussed is how horrible our Country is, how bad Slavery was

‘Bad’ and ‘negative’ are synonyms here.

It’s no coincidence this happened just days after ICE dropped all age requirements. Racist old man begs to join the gestapo, and the other racists in charge are all too willing to oblige.

Get >50% of the vote? Straight to jail.