It’s Friday.

Well, there was after WWII. And a smaller wave when boomers came of age. Though boomers have been trying to shoehorn us into generational boxes ever since.

Behold, the master race!

This is how they put the “hot dog” in ski-jumping.

A good start.

Nice.

Hostage.

“Crush ICE” is right there. Surprised no one’s picked that one up yet.

Imagine Elon isn’t letting that trademark expire. Only valuable thing left from that $54b.

Y U NO Z?

Board Of Peace -> Piece Of Board -> Piece Prize.

He already has Bukele in El Salvador doing his dirty work, but ¿porque no los dos?

Zotification.

How many dolls does this cost?

I’d cancel the clam chowder.

How many giraffes long was the article?

Turtle Dreams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OAAfSn43xY

Putin’s bottom bitch.

Like a foreign language, use it or lose it.