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- resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Thirst Traps Over Think Tanks: Dems Want Hotter Candidates on the BallotEnglish
7·1 month agoOOOOORRRRGY
- resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Data Finds Republicans are Obsessed with Searching for Transgender PornEnglish
191·2 months ago
- resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and PainkillersEnglish
1·2 months agoSounds like they already did.
- resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Charlie Kirk’s ‘mentor’ and father of modern cheerleading dies after falling while playing pickleballEnglish
141·2 months agoIf I had to guess, financialization.
- resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Our commitment to Windows qualityEnglish
14·2 months agoBe thankful, peasant, or we will remove it again.
- resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Afroman cleared in ‘Lemon Pound Cake’ defamation caseEnglish
61·2 months ago
- resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Some White South Africans Are Reportedly Leaving U.S. to Return Home Amid Safety Concerns: 'I Don't Want to Live in a Place Like This'English
2·2 months agoLuck Of The Fryish.
- resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•CEO Asks ChatGPT How to Void $250 Million Contract, Ignores His Lawyers, Loses Terribly in CourtEnglish
4·2 months agoMorged.
- resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Pentagon bans press photographers over ‘unflattering’ photos of Hegseth: reportEnglish
1·2 months agohttps://static.independent.co.uk/2026/03/11/16/07/SEI287545729.jpg
“I’m going to need a volunteer from the audience!”
- resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Robot Escorted Away By Cops After Terrorizing Old WomanEnglish
5·2 months ago
- resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Ten Million Tons of Manure In California Are Unaccounted for, New Report ShowsEnglish
2·2 months agoI think you mean “offal orifice.”
- resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Ten Million Tons of Manure In California Are Unaccounted for, New Report ShowsEnglish
131·2 months agoThat’s Donald’s diaper. The Oval Office is full of hot air (mostly methane).
- resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•EXCLUSIVE Lizzie Cundy: ‘My new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk’English
4·2 months agoIt’s one way to polish a knob.
- resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Cybertruck Self-Destructs in Shallow Water… Leaving Questions About the Promised “Boat Mode”English
17·2 months agoVikikng funeral.















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