rawdogging the onion. wait. no fuck you leave me alone. I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK ONIONS

ravishing the onion? shit, no. let’s go with peeling

edged the Onion

just kidding, don’t let me name things

how in the fuck is this not the onion. he’s just doing his own satire now

he can’t stand that media cameras are pointed at someone else right now. imagine giving yourself the stupidest mustache for attention and having to tell people it makes them mad.

not in this country we don’t 😤⛪🙏