…with professional-grade tactical gear.
The gear includes firearms, ballistic full-body armor, flash bangs and smoke grenades, tear gas…

Where the fuck are you sourcing explosives and tear gas as a civilian, and more importantly…
Where can I get some? Purely for home defense, of course. Definitely not wanting it for defrost purposes.

Instructions unclear, font reverted even further back to Arial, because fuck you Rubio.

Dear Congress,

Can you please leave comedy to the professionals on stages and TV? Running a government is supposed to be a serious business.

Sincerely,
An Annoyed American Citizen

Any chance this site also uses an editable SQL database or whatever exploitable nonsense the doge website had?

To quote my parents whenever I was being disciplined for something immature, “Act your age, not your shoe size.”