That’s how you get a 10% active US Military discount.

I’d spend twice that on my dog, despite not having that money and despite them being the dumbest asshole in the entire universe.

There has also been an increase in the deliberate use of pyrotechnics as a weapon, including against police officers, firefighters and paramedics. Aggression and violence tend to break out on New Year’s Eve, especially in the bigger cities, with some neighborhoods almost resembling a war zone.

Police officers have been attacked with fireworks on New Year’s Eve in several German cities. This is why the security services are calling for a blanket ban on all fireworks. A petition to this effect, launched by the police trade union (GdP) in Berlin, has already been signed by almost 2.5 million people.

What a great reason to not ban fireworks.

You can tell he’s a bad dad because he didn’t just start doing the meme. There’s no faster way to kill it. Just start doing it when you drop them off at school. “Remember, dinner’s going to be late tonight! Around 6-7!”

Dead in an instant.

Not fuckin’ lately.

Nah fuck mosquitos and especially fuck screwflies.

lol that’s precious