America is fanous for suing everyone and everything for a reason.

They are awefully brave when there is no active shooting

Well kamala is brown and a female, and she’s not even famous, how are Americans supposed to vote for her?

Wearing a crown and his fighter jet says king trump. While i never really understood trump supporters or americans in general, I can’t even imagine liking a politician that much. Even if i agreed with him 100% and everything, if i saw something like that i would be like: uhm how about no? Don’t you have a job or anything?

Now you can travel from america to russia in only 8 days

I think if you can make people believe in magical beings and talking snakes, the sky is the limit.

They both taste very different, which he finds concerning

Would be nice. But it’s more like a pedo cult.

The good white one who hates fags. Obviously

The military that incaded the wrong country for 20 years?

Which is so funny that he became “one of the good blacks” or at least he’s trying. The people he’s appealing to still hate him, they just like his “message”

I think it’s the piece of shit that invited elon musk on stage and make fun of people on the cheaper seats

I hear that shit so often. “You can’t even say anything anymore.”

Yes you can. You can say whatever, you just don’t like it when people call you out for that shit you have to say.

If you ever heard real right wing comedy, it makes sense that normal comedians try to tap into that well.

I’ve seen 12 year olds with older girlfriends than they have

I think we’re way past what’s legal or not in this shithole. His whole point from the beginning was that he could shoot someone and nothing would happen and americans were like: wow. I like guns too.

He’s not antifa

Ouch my balls looks more and more appealing by the day.

Even a train, the thing that runs on rails has operators

Sure, but have you considered jesus?