At a demonstration of the drones at AcadeMir Preparatory High School in South Miami-Dade, the company showed how the drones are capable of using what the company calls “kinetic energy hits” to knock someone over.
I can’t even with this shit 😝
Snort idea.
Nailed it! Anyone have more cocaine?
This version of the Mr. potato head toy banned in France.
Seriously, just try not to see it now. A little pair of brown leather baby shoes under his chin.
Woke Mr. Potato head now on sale.
Holly fuck… they just write themselves at this point.
I… you know, I imagined a bunch of versions of this, but none of them look nearly as bad as the real thing.
W. O. W.
Somebody throw that blotchy fuck a tube of… Well, hell almost anything. I think toothpaste would improve that situation.
That might be an indication of a stroke… does she speak any languages other than English or bad English?
Unfortunately, those are the only two I speak.
Man, I would have loved to watch that movie with either of mine, preferably at the same time.
I’m honestly not sure if they ever met 🤔
Time anomaly detected: please describe your grandmother in 5 words or less and her geographic location using the standard Sol coordinate system for your galaxy, a team will be dispatched to discuss this matter with her. Have a nice day!
My grandma used to say the shit you own ends up p0ning you.
I’ve long needed a proper name for my breakfast drink… I believe I have just found it. You, sir, are both a scholar and a gentleman!
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I watched that doc too and I wish homie all the best in his new career as a fontographer.
I mean… if the movie was accurate it started as Zuckerberg’s personal spank-bank.
Nah, a slight flick of the wrist and it’s your todo list.
So reading between the lines meta’s end game is: “Smart glasses, make me star in a porno with the blond in line over there ordering a coffee… and uh, make it extra filthy!”
This needs a Robot Chicken sketch.
This ain’t good.
Oh man… I just got nostalgic for Bush Jr.
Is it getting cold in here or is it just me? ;-)