minus-squaresubtext@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•80,000 pounds of beef stolen from Tennesee meat processing facilitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·5 days agoFor some reason I just got a flashback to that football kid who tried to steal crab legs by putting them down his pants. I’m just imagining these thieves walking out with 40 tons of beef overflowing from their pants. linkfedilink
For some reason I just got a flashback to that football kid who tried to steal crab legs by putting them down his pants. I’m just imagining these thieves walking out with 40 tons of beef overflowing from their pants.