symbolizes the divine intervention as well as the man and his message of unity and resilience for which America stands

So, Jesus “giving his own life” (for 3 days) is a huge deal, and a huge sacrifice, but then God kinda “volunteers” Corey Comperatore to die for Trump, without asking?

You have got to be fucking kidding me!

none of this calls for an executive order which only tries to legitimize ICE pulling over truck drivers and kidnapping them if they don’t have their long form birth certificate on them.

If all those signs were in Chinese, it would take a commercial truck driver about a week to memorize the writing for each and learn what it means.
You don’t need to speak the language for that.

Being able to identify traffic signs would be enough.
You don’t actually need to be able to read, just memorize what the writing on a dozen-or-so signs means.

He’s already spewing enough shit.

Too bad he’s saying “Да” a lot now.

Trump had to be ‘guided back’ on stage following his tariff-touting speech after ‘forgetting’ to sign his executive order

Hey Donald. Blink twice if you’re OK

What an unfortunate coincidence that this man, Jimbo Gillchrist, has almost exactly the same name as Jim Gilchrist.

I kinda feel like…I’m mourning for the USA?
I’m German. The US made it possible for me to grow up in a functional democracy.
Hundreds of thousands of Americans died so I could have that privilege.
Fortunately, my grandparents weren’t involved in killing them, but that was pure chance.
Growing up, the USA was the shining beacon in the west.
The country that was so much better, freer and cooler than mine.
I listened to American Forces Network, the radio station of the armed forces in Germany, every night.
Literally my main goal in life was to be able to one day move to the US and become a citizen.
I lived in the US for one year pre-9/11 and could hardly wait to finish my studies and maybe one day acquire a Green Card.
But after 2001 (damn, that’s already 24 years ago), it started to turn.
I celebrated when the German chancellor refused to support the US in the invasion of Iraq.
Then I stayed up every night, watching the live footage from the reporters embedded with the invasion forces.
It was awesome. It was awful.
Nowadays it’s just the latter.
Trump v1 was a fluke, Trump v2 put the US on the same level as Russia for me.
(I know enough Russians to know the situation is comparable. Russians aren’t one single bit more evil or more complacent than US Americans in 2025. And neither are Chinese.)

tl/dr: Trump’s second term has absolutely obliterated my belief in the US.
Sorry for the rant, I’m a bit drunk and frustrated with…vaguely gestures at everything.

AFAIK it was the maximum amount of beard allowed for soldiers at the end of World War 1, because of the gas masks.
So millions of men returned from the war with that moustache.

What will actually happen is, the dog handlers are now forced to pay for food and vet visits out of their own paychecks. And Elon can claim to have saved a couple thousand dollars, until the lawsuits start.

Or not anymore.

The law defines “non-human” behavior as “any type of behavior or accessory displayed by a student in a school district other than behaviors or accessories typically displayed by a member of the homo sapiens species,”

Acting like animals is something humans do, just saying…

You can’t put food “on hold”.

“It used to be, when I were a kid, that everybody got measles. And the measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection,” he said, then taking a swipe at the vaccine. “The vaccine doesn’t do that. The vaccine is effective for some people for life, but for many people it wanes.”

“Some”=97%, “Many”=3%
And you know what the vaccine also doesn’t do? Kill you!

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce the United States Secretary of Health!