God forbid I have to be the guy in the emergency room who helps them deboner

right after attacking the largest support of global terrorism

We shot ourselves? Surely that was by accident.

Do it. Let me know if I can help.

Don’t limit it to those that spend time out of state. It’s not your job to be accurate. I assume everyone travels.

I mean . He’d probably step aside if he were caught frequenting prostitutes, regardless of age. The fact that we now know they were likely underage slaves makes it horribly worse. But even without that it’s a bad look for a professor.

Until prostitution is legalized, of course.

I imagine you have to be very diplomatic when married to an narcissist toddler in an adult body.

Too bad she’s a woman. That won’t respect her enough to follow her. She’s should get her husband to say exactly what she said. Then they’ll listen.

They can’t be near people. They quickly get outed as complete cunts. So they flee to the edges where it’s easier to hide.

Just… No. If you carve a cucumber, the base will fall off. And a string is insufficient and can slip.

This is worse than obviously bad advice. It’s bad advice that’s believable by the inexperienced.

How do you masturbate a train?

Those idiots. If B5 taught me anything it’s that the religious caste and the warrior caste should be different people.

Because 18 is not adult?

Not news. No need to advertise this

Name one far left state in the US. If you’re able, that’s a sign you need help.

Wut?

Plenty of leftists own guns. They’re just not our personality.

It has “Hitler bought me lunch” vibes.

Lucifer gets a bad rep. He was just doing what he was supposed to do.

This guy is no Lucifer.

Eh. Whatever gets people in the door and doing SOMETHING is fine. But you can’t gym your way skinny.

Strength is made in the gym.

Abs are made in the kitchen.

It was essential that stock line go up

You don’t need a gym to lose weight. The only thing that works is calorie reduction. You won’t find that in a gym.

Whichever has more teeth