Just… No. If you carve a cucumber, the base will fall off. And a string is insufficient and can slip.

This is worse than obviously bad advice. It’s bad advice that’s believable by the inexperienced.

How do you masturbate a train?

Those idiots. If B5 taught me anything it’s that the religious caste and the warrior caste should be different people.

Because 18 is not adult?

Not news. No need to advertise this

Name one far left state in the US. If you’re able, that’s a sign you need help.

Wut?

Plenty of leftists own guns. They’re just not our personality.

It has “Hitler bought me lunch” vibes.

Lucifer gets a bad rep. He was just doing what he was supposed to do.

This guy is no Lucifer.

Eh. Whatever gets people in the door and doing SOMETHING is fine. But you can’t gym your way skinny.

Strength is made in the gym.

Abs are made in the kitchen.

It was essential that stock line go up

You don’t need a gym to lose weight. The only thing that works is calorie reduction. You won’t find that in a gym.

Whichever has more teeth

“Brits are like US Southerners” is, arguably, a worse insult then calling them incestuous.

What law makes it illegal?

Two things can be true

Cheap excuse. Arrest him anyway.

I don’t want to. They seem gross.

https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/650-the-checkerboard/

Is where I heard the most about it.

I don’t respect their private land since they didn’t respect our public land.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Montana/comments/1h5rw1a/15_million_acres_of_montana_state_trust_land_is/