Heh *cough* That’s a pretty good impression of us.
*cough cough, holds out disposable coffee cup fished from the trash* Got any spare healthcare? I promise I’m gonna use it for drugs!

Just add an “In media” section

It obviously says ChanWhistle

YouTube prank video: Getting a job illegally in America for insurance to see how quickly I die from denied medical claims

Ow, my… Judaism? Idk, can I have some too? I’ll share my gala apples.

*Frantically Googling “How to tell if good foam or bad foam is coming from your mouth”*

And that’s why, as a solution to addiction, I always run sudo rm -rf ~/* in my terminal

I think I’m allergic to meth, do you think I should avoid taking a little meth?

You don’t look so good… Here, try some meth—that always perks you right up. Sobriety? Oh, sure, if you want a solution that takes a long time, but don’t you wanna feel better now???

Guarantee you that you’re giving them too much credit by assuming they’re trying to prevent terrorism. They need someone with the ability and capacity to make sure the militias get the assistance they need.

Lemmy makes the internet that much more bright. Thanks for entertaining my low-quality content.

What about this kind of stupidity??

Peepee poopoo

I see you’ve met Lyndsey Graham

I could imagine a few smart uses for a bucket of hair. How about “dumber than a potassium umbrella”?

When he used to suck off all his friends and their buddies, it was just doing some brothers a favor. But ever since getting scanned at the airport, he’s starting to suspect that he might have tasted 300 dicks because he likes it.

They scanned me, so I frisked them

Yes, Trump is so untrustworthy because he tells a lot allies

“You’ll never get stabbed again” says man while stabbing people